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Cher dons a neon wig: hot mess or always a classic?

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Monday night was the big London premiere of Burlesque, the film that got better reviews than The Tourist (for real). Cher decided that her promotional campaign of crotch and nipple flashing wasn’t getting the job done, so she went old school with a giant neon Ronald McDonald/Raggedy Ann wig. I… uh… it’s Cher. It’s not like you can actually say anything about it without it basically boiling down to “It’s Cher. What are you gonna do?”

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But I will say that it’s not the best color for her. I will say that I prefer neon loudness on her head to some kind of “Crouching Grandma Vadge, Hidden Nipple Clamp” vibe she was working before, though. I will always choose looking at Cher’s head to anything below the neck. And before you Cher-lovers bash me, let me say: I actually like her too! I think she’s cool. But I don’t want to see her nips.

Maybe for the next promotional swing she should try a wig in blue or purple…? That might actually compliment her skin tone.

One last thing… while Cher was working her wig, this happened:

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Jesus, Christina. This really, really bugs me. This is not a girl in a good place, at all, and yet we’re all supposed to pretend “Oh, it’s Christina being Christina, she’s fine.” Does this chick look like she’s in a good place? Really? Of course, when this is the comparison, maybe she’s not doing so badly.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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Update: 2024-06-07